I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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