I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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