no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I am mentally ready for anal.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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