You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
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