that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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