Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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