Im at strip club and am horny
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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