I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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