is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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