It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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