Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
You may now shotgun with the bride
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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