So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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