So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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