gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I just barfed on his mom.
You told him you were too drunk to meet his parents. Totally his fault.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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