playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
You're earring is so big in my mouth
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Randomize
