Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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