There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize
