We're like a lot better than the average bears
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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