Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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