pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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