she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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