she woke up with a sticky ear
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Come share oat with me in your robe
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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