But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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