Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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