He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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