i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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