names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
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