i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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