Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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