We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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