: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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