You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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