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Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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