She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Randomize
