Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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