I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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