Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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