It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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