I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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