Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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