She's JV to your varsity
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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