is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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