This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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