When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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