too bad you live with your parents still
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
it glows. i had to have it.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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