Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I think im going to throw up on grandma
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Randomize
