Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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