You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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