Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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