I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
you inspire me to be a worse person
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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